A 7.5 Earthquake Hits Mexico
150,000 Mexicans die and over a million injured.
The country is in total ruin and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world rises to their aid.
Canada sends troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
The European community sends food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, sent 150,000 replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America!
My intention is not to offend anyone personally, and in no way am I suggesting that the value of one human life is greater or lesser in any way than another, particularly based on nation of origin, or that one can be simply substituted for another. If this has offended you I apologize very deeply.
yet another case of foot in mouth disease!
Come on at least it was better than the old drinking joke.
An American, a Mexican, and an Iraqi were alone in the desert after a military patrol. The Iraqi pulls out three glasses and pours them all a drink. After they drink he throws the glasses up in the air and shoots them with his AK-47.
"In my country we have so much sand to make glass that we never have to drink from the same ones again."
The Mexican not wanting to be outdone pulls out three bottles of Tequila and passes them out. He takes a big, swig throws the half full bottle int the air and shoots it with his pistol.
"In my country we have so much Tequila we never need to drink from the same bottle twice."
Finally they both look at the America. He pours them all a shot of whiskey and when he is done he throws the shot glass in the air. The Mexican and Iraqi watch the glass go up in the air as the American shoots them both dead.
"I my country we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't ever need to drink with the same ones again."
See Play I think I have given you enough cover.