Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto."
"The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight, so sit back, relax and......OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you, while I
was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap."
"You should see the front of my pants!"
One Irish passenger yelled: "'For fuck's sake...... you should see the back of mine !!!"
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GREAT joke can't stop laughing