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All in the wording

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A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service.
The man sits down and says, "I've only got 3 questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
"Do you like to clean?" he asks.
"I love cleaning," she replies.
"Great. Do you like to cook for other people?"
"I love to cook," she says.
"Awesome," says the man. "OK last question, do you like sex?"
"I like it infrequently," she replies.
The man then asks, "is that one word or two"
so subtle it has to be funny
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
only you would be brave enough to post a joke like this. And then I'm the second to post a comment to it. The other 'men' around here have a phobia of what is called, flying frying pan syndrome.
That was cute. Two words. ahem.
HEHEHEHEHE...
I agree Chef... 2 words...