A woman was driving her car along a highway as out of the blue she spotted a UFO through the rear mirror, apparently following her car. The lady is now nervous so starts to go in zigzag and bumps into a tree. She’s knocked unconscious.
After a while, she recovered, regained consciousness and sees an alien rubbing her breasts. This extraterrestrial is a gentleman and says to the woman:
“You don’t worry earthman. Me have sew your wound between your thighs. Now trying to fix thouse bumps in your chest.”
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy’s hand.
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