You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
It takes two minutes to get soft.
You have to share a place with eleven other guys.
And the only chick to sit on your face was your mom.
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Quote by roccotoolLMAO....too funny!
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Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire