An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year.
Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute....'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad–– as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy,the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera and...'
'Wait a bleedin' minnit now... what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff...a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! BJeez! Ye scared me half to death, girl!
I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug...'
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