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An Italian who goes to Malta

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That's funny.

I've read it before, but never heard it.

Good one

Bat
Two mexican guys go to America.

Two Mexican guys went to America to work, but the problem was they didn't know a word of English. As they were at the train station, waiting to catch a train bound for New York, the other guy asks his partner to get to the ticket counter and enquire what time would next train to New York leave. The Mexican accepts, and, at the ticket counter asks the following question is Spanish: "¿A qué hora sale el próximo tren para Nueva York?"

The clerk was a black, and replies: "Nine ten."

"Oye, dijeron que no hay tren."

"But, how come there's no train today?! You'd better get there and ask again."

"Oiga, ¿Me puede decir a qué hora sale el próximo tren para Nueva York?"

The black clerk again: "Nine ten."

Oye, ve, no hay tren.

"I send you there and you come up with nothing? May be I'll have to go myself and ask? You get there and ask again!

This dum: "Oiga, ¿A qué hora sale el próximo tren para Nueva York?

The black guy is already mad as hell: "Nine ten, mother fucker!!!"

This dum returns with the response: ¿Ves, no hay tren. Dijo que tiene un foco quemado."