'WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?' The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was. 'Ma'am,' said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.' There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition. as she was heard to mutter, 'Well, shit... so that's why no one was at church today.'
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Matriarch
Oh don't, that reminds me of my gandmother, who has alzheimers. She's been more or less brain dead for 10 years.
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What about papers? Dog pee on the carpet again ?
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Oh don't, that reminds me of my gandmother, who has alzheimers. She's been more or less brain dead for 10 years.
My grandmother had it as well. Took care of her through it all, not an easy job by any means.
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My grandmother had it as well. Took care of her through it all. The hardest thing I have ever done.
Flutterby Pharie
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What about papers? Dog pee on the carpet again ?
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See Bat?? You fit right in!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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B says I fit in just fine. Oh yaaaa.
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Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
My mother died almost a year ago after suffering from Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. It was awful.
Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise
Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it
All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.
Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.
Matriarch
Sorry to bring the thread back to a downer, but uncannily enough, my grandmother died yesterday, at 1:30am. Aged 91.
R.I.P. "Babs".
R.I.P. "Babs".
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Sorry to hear Nicola.zSLGiIYmINWnY5H5
Matriarch
Thx OT. I did shed a tear or two earlier.
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I never knew mine, but my heart goes to you.
Now.
Way back when I was a kid - the earth was just cooling.
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Now.
Way back when I was a kid - the earth was just cooling.
Bat
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Sorry to hear that Nicola my thoughts are with you and yours.
Flutterby Pharie
My deepest sympathies Nic.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Lush Legend
I am so sorry Nicola.....please receive my deepest condolences.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Matriarch
Thx everyone.
Good luck MerryAnita. The last time I saw her she had no idea who I was, and her entertainment was chewing on her buttons. Very sad to see someone lose their mind like that.
Oh, great joke btw Chef, sorry I turned it into a train wreck
Good luck MerryAnita. The last time I saw her she had no idea who I was, and her entertainment was chewing on her buttons. Very sad to see someone lose their mind like that.
Oh, great joke btw Chef, sorry I turned it into a train wreck
Matriarch
Don't worry, the Roccotool never dies.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
My prayers and condolences...
Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise
Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it
All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.
Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.