"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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THE RODEO POSITION JOKE
The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it?
The first cowboy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear:
"Your sister likes this position too." Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
