A man was setting on the couch throwing peanuts up in the air and catching and eating them with his mouth.
His wife called him about that time and he turned his head and a peanut went in his ear. He tried to get it out and could not. So his wife tried for about an hour and could not get it out. Just about the time they were going to go to the doctor, his daughter with her boyfriend walked in and the Mom explained what happened. The boyfriend said he knew how to get it out easily.
So the man agreed and the boyfriend stuck two fingers up the mans nose and told him to close his mouth and blow. Out flew the peanut. The Mom said. He sure is smart. I wonder what he is going to be.
The Dad said, well from the smell of his fingers he is going to be our Son In Law.
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