Two men walk into a bar........
You would think that the second one would have ducked......
Thankyou for making me laugh.
It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
a sandwich walks into a bar. the bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra