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Naughty_Magician
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I don't really regret anything.

Why do you think most women are not as passionate about sports as men?
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Guest
Lurker
They define "hero" differently. Or could it be that bookies don't take credit cards? I don't really know, just playing here.

Why isn't sex in the Olympics?
Guest
Lurker
Because it's not technically a sport.


Why does the sun shine?
Guest
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the sun only shines on righteous

Is there a speed of dark ?
Guest
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No but it comes after day.


Why is the rain wet.
Guest
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Anything that's not vanilla.


how fast is the speed of dark?
Guest
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Dark is slow and scarey

How many strawberries in a punnet?
Guest
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as many as you can fit in.


How high does a plane fly?
SirBunny
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Not as high as I get sometimes.

How long is a piece of string?
Guest
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Twice as long from end to end as it is from end to middle.

Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
SirBunny
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I watched Dumbo, hehehe

Have you ever eaten a mango?
Guest
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only the ones buzzing around it's arse.


Have you ever watched paint dry?
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Not directly -

Have you ever watched a friend having sex?
poizenivy
Active Ink Slinger
Yup

Ever found something that turned out to be very valuable?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Guest
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Does my own heart count?

If so yes!

Ever wish you could be a fly on the wall? If yes, When and why?
Guest
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Yes, on so many occasions, could have really done with that ability as a child at boarding school

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Guest
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because become broker when they let it go.

Where is the ideal vacation spot?
Guest
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I dont think anywhere is ideal to have a spot

Why do pigeons race ?
Guest
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to support there ego!


What wine is the worst?
Naughty_Magician
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Chocovine

How can you feel a feeling when you can't feel it?
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Guest
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Pinch yourself and then you will at least feel that...

What is your favorite ice cream?
Guest
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Vanilla, but only when it's mixed with limeade. I'm not that big a fan of ice cream.

What's your all time favourite song?
Guest
Lurker
Suspicious Minds... Elvis

What's the last book you read?
Travengineer
Active Ink Slinger
1493

Better to be the place you want to be or be with the one you want to be with? (Pick one)
adele
Weaver of Words
be with the one I love, cause that is also the place I want to be

what kind of car do you drive?
GamerGirl10
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Green 2000 Dodge Caravan.... ohhh yeah, soccer moms unite! XD

What is your favorite vacation spot?
Guest
Lurker
Anyplace with a beach, sunshine and hot cabana boys.

how do you like your coffee?
thesilkyknot
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black ..without sugar


why isit that only humans can smile?
winter67
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Only humans equate smiling with pleasure... Some species look at as an aggressive expression

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the erotic?