A couple was taking a walk with their little kid at a nudist beach. Obviously, everybody was naked here and this curious and inquisitive kid asks her mother:
“Mom, what are those mounds of flesh with gigantic dark circles in the women’s upper body?
The mom responds:
“They’re melons.”
“Oh, cute. And why do a lot of women have melons bigger than yours?” the kid asks.
“This is life, my son.” She responds. “Some are bigger than others, but women carrying small melons are the most intelligent, see? The bigger, larger, a melon is, the more stupid is the owner. Got that?”
“Yes, mom.” The kid replied.
As they go on walking this kid asks next question: “Can you tell me why do a lot of men here have that dangling thing bigger than my dad’s?”
Mom replies: "Yeah, that’s true. They’re referred to as “Ramon. The same principle runs here: men with small, tiny Ramons are smarter than the others. So, the bigger a Ramon is, the more stupid the owner is. Got that?”
“Yes, mom” came the child’s reply.
This lady is now resting in her chair, while it was the husband’s turn to take a walk along with his son in the nudist beach. Suddenly, the boy returns running, alarmed and excited at the same time, stands next to her mother saying: “Mom, look!”
Yeah, what’s the matter, boy?” She’s worried now.
“Something strange about dad!” replied the boy. “I’ve just left him chatting with this very stupid lady, but dad is changing, turning stupid each minute!”
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