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Awkward moment you bring a 10/10 to bed, go to grab a condom and your friends have replaced your stash with ketchup sachets.
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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Being caught taking pictures for Lush!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Quote by im_lush
OMFG!! You are kidding right?
Nope, my 18th birthday!
When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause hey, free lemons!
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When you realize today was the deadline to get something very important done and you forgot
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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when you call up someone...by your own name...in front of a batch of 15 more people.....( damn......how could i do it)
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When you are taking a leak at the John & look over to see the guy next to you staring unabashedly at your penis. 
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Communal showers, being checked out, while families around. 
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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when you feel the severe need of pulling out the panties from between the ass cheeks and you are surrounded by all the hawtties,,..
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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
hahaha yes ...that sure is one awkward moment
when you are having a good look at someone and he suddenly looks back at you
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Making eye contact with a stranger several times in a row.
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when you dial a number thinking its your best friend and scream out "you bitch where were you??".. and the reply comes.." this is MOM this side"
when you dial a number thinking its your best friend and scream out "you bitch where were you??".. and the reply comes.." this is MOM this side"
.Your best friend begs you to double date with him and his girl, by blind dating her sister. Then you get into the back seat on the way to an outdoor theater and you almost pass out because it seems your "date" has eaten a RAW onion to make sure this blind date turns out to be a failure. (She didn't want to go either!) You stay away as far as possible! You are suffocating! Really dieing!!
However, she finally looks at you, thinks you are hot, and for 3 hours she tries to make out with you, RAW onion and all!!
Now how do you explain that smell to your parents when you get home and the year is 1974?! Do you really think they are going to believe the truth or think you've been doing some kind of loco weed?? Dad took my car keys away for two weeks. *sigh*
However, she finally looks at you, thinks you are hot, and for 3 hours she tries to make out with you, RAW onion and all!!
Now how do you explain that smell to your parents when you get home and the year is 1974?! Do you really think they are going to believe the truth or think you've been doing some kind of loco weed?? Dad took my car keys away for two weeks. *sigh*