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Two men walk into a bar. A third man looks down and says, "You guys have to pay attention where you're going."
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A dog is lying on a bar floor eating from an open bag of crisps (potatoe chips) and then licking its balls. A guy says to his friend ''I wish I could do that.'' The friend replies ''Well give it a crisp and maybe it will let you.''
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
An oldie, I know.US4ilNj0B2BjISCi
One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
An oldie, I know.US4ilNj0B2BjISCi