A guy goes to his doctor and the doctor says he has to have an operation on his knees.
The doctor says that knee operations are difficult and painful.
He asks the guy if he's ever experienced extreme pain.
The man replies that once he was hunting in the woods in the fall and had to take a dump.
He leaned his gun against a tree and pulled his pants down and squated down.
He said " I squated down on a bear trap and it sprung".
The doctor cringed and said "Damn I bet that hurt like hell".
The man says" Oh yeah that hurt, but not half as bad as when I hit the end of that chain".
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