A punker waltzes onto a bus wearing a jacket of long brightly colored feathers with his hair dyed the colors of a rainbow and trained into a myriad of spikes all over his head.
He sneered and scowled at the passengers as he walked to the rear of the bus.
He spotted an old man sitting alone staring at him open mouthed. The punk sat next to the old man and asked in a loud gruff voice,
"Wat's up wit you, old man. Never seen a bird like me before?"
"A long time ago I was in the Navy, and we beached at a tropical island. I got drunk and fucked a parrot. I thought for a moment you were my son!"
