The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar. Before opening the door the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer caught him at the door and said, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer, with a touch of disbelief in his voice, asked, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good. The bouncer said, "OK, then, come on in."
The man's buddy with the Chihuahua had been watching, so he figured he'd try it too. He put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar, knowing that his story would be a bit more unbelievable.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand; this is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer, now totally skeptical, said, "A Chihuahua?!!"
The man with the Chihuahua broke in, "Chihuahua?? A Chihuahua?? They gave me a fuckin' Chihuahua??
