Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde lady delivered in the lawn of this hospital.
The blonde burst out crying and said:
I know..., that was me, too.
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There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived ?”
“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”…..