Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and
bet twenty-
thousand dollars ($20, 000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I
feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled,
"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought
you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.