Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head'.
"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker”
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Blonde phone call
Poor blonds.The peroxide sinks into their brains and causes things like this to happen.
Active Ink Slinger
Ha ha ha. Thats a good one.
Active Ink Slinger
too funny chef.. my secretary is blonde and she tells them to me all the time.. don't think she has this one...
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Oh yeah, five stars Chef. Fun-neeeee!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
