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Blow up dolls for Lush buddies

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A man went to purchase a “Blow up Doll” with blond hair and a big fanny. When he got it home and blew it up, it had a bald head and a 10” inch ****.

He took it back to the shop and called the owner a dumb cunt. The owner replied, you are the dumb cunt, it’s inside out.

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A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'

Customer says, 'Female.'
Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?'
Customer says, 'White.'
Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'

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Well, I myself like automatic blow ones













Rocco -Italian name- to Sarah


Marcos minister...
"It's inside out."




Well Sarah couldn't join me in bed that night, Minister Marcos.