Ok, techgoddess, I've heard of first one many times. Nº 2 is new to me. Fantastic! Blowing bubbles, but ... it's his first name. Have you ever blown bubbles, techgoddess?
1. Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?
Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.
Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".
Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
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2. Two girls and a guy are trespassing in a farmers field, and the farmer catches them, and decides to take them to court. During the next month, they go to court, and the farmers lawyer asks the first girl.
"What were you doing during the time you was inside that field."
The girl replies... "i was blowing bubbles."
The next girl was asked the exact same question, and she replied:
"Blowing bubbles"
The lawyer then goes on to the man and says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too."
And the man replies:
"No, i am bubbles!"
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3. DEATH DURING SEX
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.
The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.
Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"
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Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it but can't eat it.
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