john11738 Advanced Wordsmith 11 Mar 2010 A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
mercianknight Active Ink Slinger 11 Mar 2010 I shouldn't laugh, but..... "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw