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Brunette, Blonde and Redhead in Heaven

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marcosurbina
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One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven.

God says to them "Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven."

So the brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell.

The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell.

The blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, "I finally got the first joke!"

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The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell.


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Definately a good story Marcos!
verity
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Yeah, that's a good one, heaven and hell, very close neighbours. Me, I'd pick heaven every time no matter how many stairs there were ...

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Quote by verity-smart
Yeah, that's a good one, heaven and hell, very close neighbours. Me, I'd pick heaven every time no matter how many stairs there were ...


That's right, Verity-smart: I now know why you have picked heaven, no matter how many stairs to heaven you've gotta walk up. There are many differences between heaven and hell. The book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible, paints a beautiful picture of heaven as having streets of pure gold, gates of pearl, walls decorated with every manner of precious gemstones. Revelation 21:18-21 says, “The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third chalcedony, the fourth emerald, the fifth sardonyx, the sixth carnelian, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysoprase, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst. The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of pure gold, like transparent glass.”
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I am enlightened now Marcos. I set myself a goal of learning something new everyday, so thank you.

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