Camping

16 Sep 2009

This one's from hubby, don't blame me!

A guy walks up to his co-worker and starts talking.

"Hey, if you were off camping for the weekend, and you woke up with your ass sore, your pants down around your ankles and lube all over your ass, would you TELL anyone?"

The guys shakes his head violently, "No way man!"

"Good, you wanna go camping this weekend?"

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx

16 Sep 2009

Quote by castlequeen
This one's from hubby, don't blame me!

A guy walks up to his co-worker and starts talking.

"Hey, if you were off camping for the weekend, and you woke up with your ass sore, your pants down around your ankles and lube all over your ass, would you TELL anyone?"

The guys shakes his head violently, "No way man!"

"Good, you wanna go camping this weekend?"

Hehe, pretty good. Made me think of this one.

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all Night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night ."

16 Sep 2009

LOL WTG Frank.