He set down at the counter and noticed a weathered old
cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After watching the old cowpoke for about fifteen minutes, just sitting
there staring at the bowl of chili, the young ranch hand bravely asked
him, 'If you ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I do?'
The old cowboy slowly turned to the young wrangler and
said, 'Nah, that's okay, you go right ahead.'
The young ranch hand reached over and slid the bowl over to
his place and started spooning it into his mouth.
He got nearly down to the bottom of the bowl, then noticed
a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and the young ranch hand
immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.
The grizzly old cowboy quietly said, 'Yep, that's as fur as I got, too.'
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