'NO COME WOK TODAY!'
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon..................You got nice house'.
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw