Choosing the wrong girl at whorehouse

15 Dec 2009

A truck driver stops at a whore house. He tells the madam heres $500, give me 2 sandwichs, 2 cold beers, and the fattest, ugliest woman you have. The madam replies, sir for $500 you can have any woman here. The truck driver says I'm not here for sex, I'm home sick.

15 Dec 2009

And then she kicks him out.

15 Dec 2009

Good Stuff ,,,MR MARCOS!

15 Dec 2009

Not always, Mr. Rococol (Italian name). Let's listen to this:

Why do nice guys marry Thai prostitutes?

Back home, it would be unthinkable to marry a prostitute (Would you pay your own wife for a hand-job behind the bottle-bank?). In Thailand, however, to ask a stranger how he met his partner would be crassness bordering on Tourette's Syndrome. Ex-hooker wives and girlfriends seem to be the norm here.

In fairness, many of them are lovely girls and you would never guess the secrets of their lurid past but others are as rough as fuck. Kind-hearted guys arrive in Thailand each day and there are plenty of damsels apparently in distress to choose from. The widespread belief that hookers want to be saved is typified by headlines like "37 prostitutes rescued from massage parlour" but they have a rather hollow ring to them.

When a Thai bar girl says "I want leave bar go school get good job", what she really means is "fund me a life of idle luxury so I can be more selective about the guys I fuck for pleasure and profit behind your back." She already has a cushy number with great pay and perks. It's her straight-laced sisters slaving away in factories and rice paddies that deserve our sympathy. Most guys already know this, so why do they still choose a Thai hooker?

17 Dec 2009

See! ugly girls can be missed too!

17 Dec 2009

I don't get it.

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

17 Dec 2009

See! Ugly girls can be missed too!