A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
Preacher's' hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
Sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put $5,000
In the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
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Sounds like something I would say. 
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Thats hows 75% of the church people i know are!
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
