A man arrives at St Peter’s portal and behind a door he sees an enormous wall filled with clocks. On closer inspection he finds out, every clock has a name under it. He also notices that the clocks have only one hand, which moves at random. He goes to St Peter and asks him: “What are those clocks for?”
St Peter: “They’re lie-o-meters. Every time someone on earth tells a lie, the hand on his clock moves one second.”
“Oh”, says the guy and after careful inspection of that wall he adds: “I don’t see a clock for Donald Trump?”
“No,” says St Peter: “His hangs in the kitchen as cooling fan.”
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i