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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

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Wow, if Mom were a teacher she would give that husband an 'F' for failing to wait for directions....
That teacher's typewriter always gets an A+. Good joke, baby.
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That teacher's typewriter always gets an A+. Good joke, baby.


Thanks....but the other guys are going to start calling you "teacher's pet"....

oh wait....it should actually be "Pet the teacher" n'est ce pas?

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Tech You had my smiling after reading it good one
LOL....good one Tech....

Btw.....nice av.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
A letter by hand a few days ago does not negate the necessity of typing one at every available opportunity. Doesn't he know about daily correspondence?

People just don't write enough anymore!
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A letter by hand a few days ago does not negate the necessity of typing one at every available opportunity. Doesn't he know about daily correspondence?

People just don't write enough anymore!


I was thinking the same thing...of course the joke would lose it's punchline if he were thinking clearly.

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Tech I really like this joke and still smiling every time I read it
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Tech I really like this joke and still smiling every time I read it


Thanks Pam! It's an oldie but a goodie and one of my favorites too!

~~Tech

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.