I hope Washington will get a budget and funding .... so I can take my boat out in waters that aren't slugde green and full of dead fish.
Walking in the rain makes me feel ...
Walking in the rain makes me feel that I would rather be kissing someone in the rain.
On Lush, it is best to...
On Lush, it is best to ... make love, not war.
I'd fight for ...
I'd fight for love. But not for......
but not for ... revenge.
Walking down a lonely path, you look down and realize ...
..many others have trodden this same path. You find this uplifting so....
let me see lexxiesaur up ahead doing somersaults in the the nude and i couldn't help but.....
i couldn't help but keep logging into Lush, it's SO addictive!
I was hosting a party when...
As they held me tight I melted into Hap's arms and said "Take me you fool!"
The last thing in the world that I expected...
The last thing in the world that I (Hap) expected was to see LM in my arms... Should have gone to Specsavers...
I was laughing so hard at my funny sentence...
When I am drinking a coffee, I pretend to show my husband that I'm thinking about him...
After the coffee we lied in the sofa and...
Uh, assfucker, you didn't finish Mazza's sentence, so I'll do both hers and yours
I (Mazza) was laughing so hard at my funny sentence that I burst my top, causing "the girls" to flop out, much to the delight of Hap, Dude and LM, all carefully observing.
After the coffee we (AF and his wife) lay in the sofa and proceeded to tell each other who we would rather be with, me with Mazza, my wife with Hap.
The irony of the situation....
The irony of the situation ,,,,was that Hap was only dreaming and was really drunk, on the floor of a gay bar.
Mazza was actually at Curlygirl's and they were sewing a,,,
When the boat set sail, a few supplies onboard were thrown overboard along with all the guys except for Hap, who proclaimed he could keep all the gals happy.
Whenever someone is totally confident....
Whenever someone is totally confident, despite having no reason to be, we call that a Hap.
Good time to
Good time to check in and let NN make me laugh with her funny posts!!
I stepped from the boat, onto the Hawaiian beach...
I stepped from the boat, onto the Hawaiian beach and was immediately greeted with a lay, errr lei!
I then
I (NN) then proceeded to wander the island crying "Hap, my darling Hap, where are you?"
NN was used to getting her way with men....
NN was used to getting her way with men, which Hap unfortunately found out very quickly.
At the surf lesson today,
NN was used to getting her way with men, oh wait my mistake, NN IS used to getting her way with men and women.
Hap is unfortunately
Hap is unfortunately being deported back home.
Naughtynurse was treating Curlygirl for sunburn when,,
something long and warm slithered it way onto..........
NN's shoulder. It was Hap's dick. NN yanked it, flipping him over curlygirly, and ruining the mood for everyone. How sad.
Once upon a time on Lush there was a beautiful princess named....
Once upon a time on Lush there was a beautiful princess named Lusciouslola.
Lola spends her time....................
Lola spends her time cheering up her subjects, but no one knows how sad she is as she pines for her hero Hap, who is far, far away.
About the only thing you can't find....