About the only thing you can't find these days is a woman who can be satisfied by Hap...
My head just exploded...
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When asked to describe what a "wild time" is, hap said sharing a dish a hot tapioca with his Great Aunty Twila.
When I was out running last night..........
When I was out running last night..........
Curlygirly decided to cook some cakes to take on the party boat, they were shaped like female bubble butts. It just so happened that Hap had a patent on those shapes, but he made a "settlement" offer to curlygirly, and they lived happily ever after.
Mazza, Nikki and Lola were getting very upset with Telltale.....
Mazza, Nikki and Lola were getting very upset with Telltale.....
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During Lush server downtime, most Lushies just sit and stare at the screen, hiting the refresh button every 3 1/2 seconds until the site comes back up. Can anyone say addiction???
After the laughter died down over hap's statements above about his ability to get revenge on lola and he and curlygirl living happily ever after.........
After the laughter died down over hap's statements above about his ability to get revenge on lola and he and curlygirl living happily ever after.........
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After the laughter died down over hap's statements above about his ability to get revenge on lola and he and curlygirl living happily ever after.........hap woke up knowing those were his ultimate fantasies. But, just like Wile E Coyote's dreams of catching the roadrunner, they cannot possibly come true.
Try as he might, ....
Try as he might, ....
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Try as he might, ....hap will NEVER be able to best me or the othe lush ladies in the forums!
while standing on the pier one day.......
while standing on the pier one day.......
Try, as he might, Hap could not resist Lola's advances. Even his super powers failed him as she threw herself at his feet, cried, sobbed, and whined, saying "Hap, Hap you've got to make me yours." Yes, Hap is a merciful man, so he had pity sex with Lola, gaining him "Lushie of the Year" honors.
Damn you adele -- how did you slip between Lola's post and mine. I know, it is a conspiracy to try and thwart my revenge. All you have done, my fair maiden, however, is to be sure I will exact revenge against you too! Ah Ha! Now in response to your feeble post, adele:
while standing on the pier one day, adele exposed her tits to the sun. forgetting that they were full of wax. The result was as tragic as that of the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz: "I'm melting, I'm melting..."
Lola learned a valuable lesson.....
Damn you adele -- how did you slip between Lola's post and mine. I know, it is a conspiracy to try and thwart my revenge. All you have done, my fair maiden, however, is to be sure I will exact revenge against you too! Ah Ha! Now in response to your feeble post, adele:
while standing on the pier one day, adele exposed her tits to the sun. forgetting that they were full of wax. The result was as tragic as that of the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz: "I'm melting, I'm melting..."
Lola learned a valuable lesson.....
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While standing on the pier one day, hap considered jumping in with an anchor tied to his waist. Then he realized the water was only 3' deep.
Lola learned a valuable lesson at school today, always let a man hold the door for you, it makes them feel worthwhile.
hap was crying on the phone with his Aunty Twila......
Lola learned a valuable lesson at school today, always let a man hold the door for you, it makes them feel worthwhile.
hap was crying on the phone with his Aunty Twila......