The last time Mazza and Curlygirly did a collective post, there was NO mention at all of Hap, but he anxiously keeps hoping.
When Hap was in the dressing room trying on his new Speedo...
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When CG and Maz announced the destination for the cruise Hap was thrilled and packed his water wings, sand pail and shovel, and inner tube. Unfortunately the evil sisters had told him the wrong destination and time, and he was left sobbing on the dock.
CG and Mazza felt so bad about fooling Hap....
CG and Mazza felt so bad about fooling Hap....
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When CG and Maz announced the destination for the cruise...
It became apparent we were going to need more than a cruise ship. An all terrain, fully loaded hummer would be more like it.
A floating Hummer no-less.
After setting sail up the Amazon, just past the anacondas favorite tree, curly says...
scooter, take turns, an play nice.
CG and Mazza felt so bad about fooling Hap.... so they bought him an ice cream cone, sprinkled with love, and Coconuts.
Hap wasn't sure how to thank them so he...
It became apparent we were going to need more than a cruise ship. An all terrain, fully loaded hummer would be more like it.
A floating Hummer no-less.
After setting sail up the Amazon, just past the anacondas favorite tree, curly says...
scooter, take turns, an play nice.
CG and Mazza felt so bad about fooling Hap.... so they bought him an ice cream cone, sprinkled with love, and Coconuts.
Hap wasn't sure how to thank them so he...
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Hap was so upset he called his Aunty Twila who rushed right over and made him some warm milk to calm his nerves.
Amazingly enough, there was an argument on Lush about...
,,,who was hottest, Curlygirl, or Mazza, in order to get the winning vote each girl would have to,,,,
In order to get the winning vote, each girl would have to hog-tie Tell and Hap for the quickest time possible. Thank goodness Stampede was around to give lessons.
On our first night in Australia, all the Lushies on the boat...
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On our first night in Australia, all the Lushies on the boat...
Drilled holes in the bottom, so they could see the Australian fish's,
Soon there were fish's all over the place. So for breakfast the next morning,
you guessed it, we had fish and caviar.
The dinner special was...
Drilled holes in the bottom, so they could see the Australian fish's,
Soon there were fish's all over the place. So for breakfast the next morning,
you guessed it, we had fish and caviar.
The dinner special was...
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The dinner special was Naughtynurse, and the sauce was a pudding laced with ambien. Hope you sleep well!
After dinner I took
After dinner I took
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NN screamed really loud because,,,, she could here the jaws music, and knew it could only be Hap, paddle in hand, (well, in one,
he had something else in the other one) so Nn did the only thing she could, she climbed up on the bank, took Hap's paddle and hopped in the waiting canoe.
Sadly, the canoe was
he had something else in the other one) so Nn did the only thing she could, she climbed up on the bank, took Hap's paddle and hopped in the waiting canoe.
Sadly, the canoe was
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Luckily for NN, Mazza, Curlygirly and Adele came along in a motorboat and rescued her, then went off and had the best party! That left Hap standing......
Suddenly there was a disturbance just under the surface and up from the water shot "Super Hap!" Unknown to the unobservant other Lushies, Hap was really a super hero. He picked up Curlygirly, Mazza, NN, adele and Wildcat all at once and brought them to his love nest in the sky. However, before doing that he buzzed Telltale, so that he would have a tale to tell his grandkids. All the other Lush women were so envious.
Unfortunately, one of the Lush lovelies smarted off...
Unfortunately, one of the Lush lovelies smarted off...
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Fortunately, Hap had a sack full of protien for them and the ate until they were full.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sorry LM, you were to quick for me, but no carry on sentence.
his plastic.
The first thing the girls bought was a,,,,
Quote by mazzain the cerfuffle, Mazza got hold of Hap's wallet and the girls went on a mad shopping spree with
Some Lush lovelies were having lunch today and Hap totally crashed tha party and they all lost their appetites
Fortunately...
his plastic.
The first thing the girls bought was a,,,,
When Hap's wallet was returned, it was empty of all cash; the numbers were worn off the credit cards; and there were some unidentifiable, lewd pictures taken in a photobooth on the inside pocket.
Edit: While we were laughing so hard, Hap slunk off muttering about "vengeance" under his breath.
While playing a game of volleyball...
Edit: While we were laughing so hard, Hap slunk off muttering about "vengeance" under his breath.
While playing a game of volleyball...
While playing a game of volleyball Hap spiked the ball off curylgirly's head, it then hit Mazza's head, then in quick succession adele's, NN's and Wildcat's. They all had the sense knocked back into them, their Hapometers were causing a wonderful feeling in their groins, and they all ran up to and threw kisses all over Hap.
When after a day of fun Mazza finally removed her Hapometer....
When after a day of fun Mazza finally removed her Hapometer....
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When after a day of fun Mazza finally removed her Hapometer....
And fried it up for breakfast the next morning, after all it did look like an egg!
Suddenly the door bell rang...
And fried it up for breakfast the next morning, after all it did look like an egg!
Suddenly the door bell rang...