Complete The Sentence!

6 Aug 2011

On the way out the door, CurlyGirly mntioned that there was a sale going on at VS so we all headed over to pick up some new thongs!

6 Aug 2011

OK so there's no sentence to complete, I guess that gives me carte blanche!! Bwahahahahaha

On the way out the door, CurlyGirly mntioned that there was a sale going on at VS so we all headed over to pick up some new thongs!

We got bargains, well, it said half off, boy wer we surprised when we got home...

When we opened the bags...

7 Aug 2011

When we opened the bags, there was only half of each clothing item. That didn't stop us, we went out topless the next day.

The reaction to our topless trip....

7 Aug 2011

The reaction to our topless trip....

Was; holy maceral, half these things smell like tuna Shhh

So what I did was, sent the lowest ranking man after the captian

The captain said...

7 Aug 2011

The Captain said, Hello Hap, I can't believe you've been trusted with an errand!

Back on the beach, Mazza was leading the girls in a,,,,,

7 Aug 2011

Back on the beach, Mazza was leading the girls in a game of topless volleyball. just as mazza went up for a spike......

7 Aug 2011

Just as Maz went up for a spike, Hap whipped out his...err...umm...camera and snapped a very candid action shot!!

When Hap tried to sell the pic on the internet...

7 Aug 2011

and then,,,,Hap was so annoyed that he threw the camera on the ground, and broke it, losing all the pictures.

Naughtynurse had been missing from the party for too long, so, to try and find her,,,,,

7 Aug 2011

and he then proceeded to pretend he was blind, and grope around, grabbing butts and boobs.

Shotgun and Hap were appalled by Tell's actions....

7 Aug 2011

Shotgun and Hap were appalled by Tell's actions, so they "pantsed" him in front of a group of Lush lovelies.

Mischief decided to join Hap for the party on the spaceship and...

7 Aug 2011

(whoring it I see, CG.. figures!!! LOL)

Mischief decided to join Hap for the party on the spaceship and after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, was completely incoherent and we had to intervene to stop Hap having his wicked way with him!

My very slinky space costume...

8 Aug 2011

My (Mazza's) very slinky space costume turned on Hap, who tried to get me (Mazza) to remove it saying we needed it for fuel otherwise we'd crash.

But Mazza wasn't born yesterday....

8 Aug 2011

Quote by mischiefmaker
My (Mazza's) very slinky space costume turned on Hap, who tried to get me (Mazza) to remove it saying we needed it for fuel otherwise we'd crash.

But Mazza wasn't born yesterday....

So she locked Hap in an airlock before removing her space costume, which she then left in the engine bay
before parading all round the ship naked causing chaos in her wake.

Curlygirl was so jealous of Maaza's effects on everyoe else that she,,,,

8 Aug 2011

Curlygirl was so jealous of Maaza's effects on everyoe else that she,,,,

Grabbed Mischiefmakers fuel rod, and fueled the space craft full.

Of course with each fill up you recieve 3 coupons for...

8 Aug 2011

Of course with each fill up you recieve 3 coupons for... a mustache ride.
Some of the ladies are wearing fake mustaches now in hopes of .....................

8 Aug 2011

Some of the ladies are wearing fake mustaches now in hopes of .....................

Growing their own someday. I mean; what beautiful lady wouldn't want their own mustache!
LusciousLola (who already has her own mustache) headed off to Walmart to buy a Schick triple glide,
realising; she didn't want to look like all the other pretty ladies.

While shoving her squeaky wheeled, worn out cart down the lingerie aisle...

8 Aug 2011

While shoving her squeaky wheeled, worn out cart down the lingerie aisle, she accidentally bumped into Hap coming out of the dressing room carrying an armful of lacy thongs.

While trying to decide which mailorder husband to order...

8 Aug 2011

While trying to decide which mailorder husband to order, Curlygirly realised that she was, in fact, already well catered for, so chose the best hubby she could find for Mazza.

Unforunately, Mazza...

8 Aug 2011

Unfortunately, Mazza, already well catered for in the hubby department, had no need of the ordered one,
so sold him to Hap at a bargain price, and watched as Hap happily tripped of to bed with his new thongs and partner.

Naughtynurse was just finishing work when,,,,

8 Aug 2011

Naughtynurse was just finishing work when a patient, who had a dildo stucked in his ass, came in.

I was coming home from the weirdist party, where...

8 Aug 2011

Naughtynurse was just finishing work when Hap came up to her and said "You've got to help me get even with Tell, Mazza, Lola, Scooter and Curlygirly for all the slanderous thinkgs they said about me.

[obviously the above was in response to Telltale's post -- wow, Flip is fast; for his:]

I was coming home from the weirdest party where all the women were congregating around Hap and not paying attention to any other guys, that lucky stud.

With a smile on her face NN.........

8 Aug 2011

saw that the guy with the stuck dildo was actually Hap, so she....

8 Aug 2011

saw that the guy with the stuck dildo was actually Hap, so she got Scooter to remove it with his teeth, and then wisked Hap off to a tropical island for a week of over-the-top sex.

Wildcat was now...

8 Aug 2011

saw that the guy with the stuck dildo was actually Hap, so she....

Happily flipped Hap over to inspect the real deal. Obviously, with a smile on her face
she got out her junior doctors kit and...

Wow you think flip is fast with his post, Hap and Wildcat are flippen faster!

Wildcat was now... in charge of everything,
including condoling scooters hurt feelings for being out posted by Hap,
plus there's that thing about the banana.
He was just trying to help Hap out there.

After every one had their banana splits and Lobsters, Filip says:......

8 Aug 2011

After everyone had their banana splits and lobsters Filip says, so do you think Hap is into younger guys?

Because it was a rainy Monday...

8 Aug 2011

Because it was a rainy Monday Curlygirly decided to wear her bikini to the Mall, but was arrested by a cop who looked strangely like Hap for "much better than decent exposure." I didn't know that was a crime?

Since everyone was picking on Hap or Scooter, Lush decided to issue...

8 Aug 2011

Quote by mischiefmaker
Because it was a rainy Monday Curlygirly decided to wear her bikini to the Mall, but was arrested by a cop who looked strangely like Hap for "much better than decent exposure." I didn't know that was a crime?

Since everyone was picking on Hap or Scooter, Lush decided to issue...

a directive to leave scooter alone.

Mischiefmaker was having lunch at the mall when,,,,

8 Aug 2011

Mischiefmaker was having lunch at the mall when the lushie went on their topless spending spree. He was so amazed and excited he...