He was so amazed and excited he jumped up and spilled his jumbo rootbeer. Now, he had a sticky, wet crotch for a whole new reason.
On his way to buy some dry pants, Mischief...
On his way to buy some dry pants, Mischiefmaker saw bikini clad Curlygirly (before her arrest by the cop who looked like Hap) remove her top, and he wet his pants again!
Curlygirly, NN and Mazza know that if the chips are down....
He was so amazed and excited he...
decided to buy naughty nurse a smaller set of boobs, thats right, a set of 42's,
built in the late 70's, roll bar and all.
naughtynurse all ready had a set....
after dipping their chips, they decided to eat some cookies too.
While I Was Away My Lush Friends.......................................
While I (Nikki) was away, my lush friends missed me so much.
Happy that Nikki is back, I.......................
Happy that Nikki is back, I (Lola) ran around my school naked for an hour cheering "Nikki's back and we're gonna have a good time, Heh, La-de-la, Nikki's back."
The dean of my school then...
Naughtynurse had just got home from work and removed her uniform when hap fell off his ladder, breaking her window.
At the hardware store
At the hardware store where naughtynurse went to get her window fixed, she, Lola and Nikki ran into ......
she, Lola and Nikki ran into Telltale and Scooter who were dressed as Captain Kirk and Lieutant Ogawa (you can guess which was which) on their way to a Trekkie convention to find out why Par Mach no longer posts in the forums.
Telltale reached out with his hand toward Lola and.....
The girls were so happy with the flowers that they decided not to cut Tell's nuts off, as they had planned,as punishment for dressing as Lieiutant Ogawa.
Instead, the girls....
Hap was practicing playing his trombone when, Aunty Twila came over for her bunion massage.
Walking down the aisle she had her legs clamped together, trying to prevent...............
Walking down the aisle, she had her legs clamped together trying to prevent the Hapometer from dislodging.
While discoing the night away, the Lush lovelies...
and then they all ran over to Hap and gave him big Hugs and kisses and said "I've missed you so." Lola in particular was crying and wouldn't let go of one of Hap's legs, and curlygirly jumped on his back asking for a piggyback ride to the circus.
All was well in Lushville until...
All was well in Lushville until, Hap returned with his paddle and began to try and spank all the girls he could find, making them run and hide.
Curlygirl and Mazza hid together so they could,,,
Curlygirl and Mazza hid together so they could shoot silly string all over the most annoying guys!
I went into the pool wearing a purple bikini but came out wearing.......................
I went into the pool wearing a purple bikini but came out wearing nothing since Telltale had invented this stuff that eats anything purple, and had put it in the pool water.
Absolutely no one complained that Nikki was naked until....
Absolutely no one complained that Nikki was naked until she said that she only wanted me today.
We left together with a bag of supplies that included....................
We (Lola and Nikki) left together with a bag of supplies that included a strap-on, 6 soy candles, a bottle of tequila, a camera and assorted massage oils
When Lola came to visit me at my house, she surprised me by.......................................
When Lola came to visit me at my house, she surprised me by saying get your passport, we are headed to the airport.
Once we got the the airport I told Nikki..............
Nikki was so grateful she gave Lola a big kiss; but her mood changed dramatically once she found out that Telltale and Scooter had crashed the all girls long weekend.
Fortunately Hap heard about Telltale and Scooter's breach of etiquette...
Fortunately Hap heard about Telltale and Scooter's breach of etiquette and waylaid them with some handcuffs.
Hap then forced them to watch him......
Hap then forced them to watch him try very hard to coax his wiener out of teh tin, so to speak
I heard about this story directly from Scoot and my reaction was....
I heard about this story directly from Scoot and my reaction was surprise, because of the look of longing he had in his eye as he retold the story.
Scooter then proceeded to ....
Scooter then proceeded to change the subject as he started to blush furiously at the memory.
Hap and Mischiefmaker were asked to be the co-captains for the Lush Lovelies roller derby team, so...