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where upon Hap laughed heartily, shoved MM's javelin up his ass, and convinced Shotgum to participate in drag. Shotgum did OK until Lola blasted him.

Looking down on the forlorn Shotgun Lola..........
Looking down on the forlorn Shotgun, Lola proceeded to skate over his right hand in the sparkly, pink glove and home to victory with the winning point!! GO Lush Lovelies.

At the victory celebration...
At the victory celebration, NN kindly reattached Shot's missing digits...

While everyone else was celebrating...
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At the victory celebration Curly jumped out of the cake wearing feathers as Hap proceeded to drive Shotgun and MM to the hospital. And while Curly was doing the chicken dance wearing feathers Mazza heard a squel come from slut puppy who was....................................


very squeamish about Shot's fingers.

MAZZA WROTE;

At the victory celebration, NN kindly reattached Shot's missing digits,
While everyone else was celebrating,,,,,,,,,
While everyone else was celebrating,,,, Mazza was getting quietly steamed in the corner.

Tell was looking for inspiration for a new tale so,,,
Tell was looking for inspiration for a new tale so he started pinching the asses of all of the Lush lovelies at the celebration.

That worked OK until Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly ganged up on Tell....
That worked OK until Nikki, Mazza, and Curlygirly ganged up on Tell, hog tied him, and left him on the doorstep of the local sorority house for them to have fun with him.

When the sorority sisters dragged Tell inside...
and only then would he be allowed access. Suddenly when he was with sorority sister number 23 ...
Suddenly when he was with sorority sister number 23 his balls exploded, and Hap was called in to finish the job.

Mazza, Curylgirly and Nikki found this so funny...
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Suddenly when he was with sorority sister number 23 his balls exploded, and Hap was called in to finish the job.

Mazza, Curylgirly and Nikki found this so funny...


because they believed that Hap could never satisfy one woman, never mind loads of them!



Shotgun did the brotherly thing and helped get telltale to medical care, meanwhile, Mazza, Curly and Nikki,,,,,
meanwhile, Mazza, Curly and Nikk decided that Hap had too much fun, so they tied him to a tree and started removing his pubic hairs one by one.

Ouch, ouch, ouch Hap whined....
Ouch, ouch, ouch Hap whined, but he was actually loving it, because any attention from sex goddesses mazza, nikki and curlygirly was wonderful regardless of what else went along with it.

When the girls finally released Hap....
They realized that Hap would make an excellent scarecrow and sold him to some farmer down the road as Nikki and Mazza dropped him off and returned carrying a bag of cucumbers.

They headed to the nearest...
They headed to the nearest kitchen and made a salad, keeping one or 2 special cukes to use on the guys when they are bad!!

Lush had a contest to see who could have the most orgasms in one day and surprisingly..........................
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They headed to the nearest kitchen and made a salad, keeping one or 2 special cukes to use on the guys when they are bad!!

Lush had a contest to see who could have the most orgasms in one day and surprisingly..........................


it was a tie between Hap and Mazza. Hap's secret was...
it was a tie between Hap and Mazza. Hap's secret was to use lots of salad dressing!

His favorite flavor is
His favorite flavor is "Lactate Parmesan." As a reward for winning Hap was allowed to spank NN's and Nikki's bare bottoms with his paddle.

However things did not work out well for Hap...
However things did not work out well for Hap as the parmesan was out and NN & nikki just ...
just,, ran off with Haps paddle.


Hap started to cry, and when Shot came along and saw him...
Hap started to cry and when Shot came along and saw him, and he gave him a huge bug and they had a lovely broment together.

When the Lush Lovelies saw Hap and Shot hugging...
When the Lush Lovelies saw Hap and Shot hugging the Lovelies realized that they were hallucinating, and swore off alcohol for the rest of the year.

Hap then picked up Curlygirly and....
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When the Lush Lovelies saw Hap and Shot hugging the Lovelies realized that they were hallucinating, and swore off alcohol for the rest of the year.

Hap then picked up Curlygirly and....


threw his back out, putting him in a full body cast for weeks.


Curlygirl laughed so hard she...
....at scooters colon cleansing appointment.

The slide at the park......
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

The slide at the park was wet from the recent rain and Nikki, unfortunately, was wearing white shorts and no panties when she went down the slide.

The first act at the comedy club...
The first act at the comedy club...was hap wearing a grass skirt and his favorite coconut bra.

The crowd.................