When the ladies of Lush saw the pics, they admitted that they always thought there was something different about Shot, but they didn't realize it was THAT!
And THAT turned out to be...
And THAT turned out to be his pubic hairs sculptured and braided in the shapes of hearts, diamonds, a hot dog, and a taco. One of the Lush ladies turned red when she saw the details of the taco; it was none other than...
One of the Lush ladies turned red when she saw the details of the taco; it was none other than fuckedsilly in all her glory. then she......
Then she quickly averted her eyes and said she had a taste for Mexican food for dinner that night.
While everyone was packing for Lushstock...
While everyone was packing for Lushstock, I, CG, forgot the bag with the sex toys...
Slutpuppy was SO upset...
Slutpuppy was so upset she decided to use Hap as a sex toy. Hap thanked CG profusely for forgetting her bag, and gave her $2000. When CG got the money....
When CG got the money, she paid some guy she met on the way to Lushstock $500 to kidnap Hap and hold him until Lushstock was over, and used the other $1500 to buy more sex toys.
When CG, brought the bag of new toys to the festival, Nikki was upset because there was no.............................
Nikki was upset because there was no double dildo like CG promised. Therefore Nikki hatched a plot to make CG a slave....
Nikki was upset because there was no double dildo like CG promised. Therefore Nikki hatched a plot to make CG a slave to herself, mazza, adele and NTC. they decided they would all get together and make CG......
They decided they would all get together and make CG give them foot massages. When she was done with those.....
When CG felt tongues on her nipples, she moaned and asked "Is that my darling Hap and his sidekicks Tell and Shot? Oh it feels so good. Incensed, the girls....
Incensed, the girls quickly woke CG from the obvious nightmare she had been having.
When the car broke down on the side of the road...
When the car broke down on the side of the road CG didn't know what to do, never having seen under the hood or what a spare tire looks like. It was clear that it was time for....
It was clear that it was time for Mazza to take over as she knows a thing or two about cars.
Unfortunately, she didn't have the big tool she needed, so...
.... so she grabbed haps big tool and bagan.....
so she grabbed haps big tool and began to scream out Hap, put your cock away and help me with this big lug wrench.
After Mazza fixed the car, Hap was feeling depressed beacuse...............................................
After Mazza fixed the car, Hap was feeling depressed because he thought for sure Mazza would at least give him a big naked hug, or call slutpuppy to do so. Instead Mazza laughed, pulled out her cell phone....
Instead Mazza laughed, pulled out her cell phone, said she needed a big sausage and ordered a pizza.
When the pizza "guy" got there, it was actually a girl who looked excitedly at Hap and said.........................................
... oh wow, mazza looks so sexy, think i stand a chance with her and hap answered.....
hap answered, 'Stand aside, Slutpuppy, your time with Mazza is up!' and he...
And he got so excited when she did, he passed out.
Feelinggood was just passing and so she...
Went home with me and we....
and decided to have an all-girl slumber party. First game of the night was naked Twister. ;)
All the while, Hap was still passed out cold...
And as Hap was passed out someone decided that Hap needed a make over so the Sharpy pens were brought out as he lay there passed out and we stripped him and drew him his very own tuxedo, paying particular attention to his...
Paying particular attention to his fly, by drawing his zipper down with Hap Jr. hanging out.
Once again, it looked like Hap was...
Once again, it looked like Hap was bested by the Lush lovelies. But little did they know Hap was only pretending to be passed out and gotten good looks.....
But little did they know Hap was only pretending to be passed out and gotten good looks at BOTH Shot's and Tell's ass ends while they were drawing on his tuxedo.
Everyone had a good laugh...