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She then picked up the phone and called NN, Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly, conferencing them all in, and asked if she was being too easy on Hap -- after all, sucking her tits was a special pleasure.

NN, Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly had different views....
NN, Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly had different views. They said I would be a fool to let hap anywhere near my tits. That is a pleasure they want to keep for themselves. And that hap was barely good enough to wash my feet. Then .......
Then I realized that they were all just jealous and wanted Hap to suck their tits, so I gladly let the big fella slurp to his heart's content.

The look on Hap's face...
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Then I realized that they were all just jealous and wanted Hap to suck their tits, so I gladly let the big fella slurp to his heart's content.

The look on Hap's face...


would have been a lot better if he had put his teeth in first.


Actually, Hap's teeth were at that moment...
Actually, Hap's teeth were at that moment...are in Aunty Twila's mouth. Isn't it sweet how they share them?

On Wednesday I am going to...............
On Wednesday I am going to flee the country because Hap is so incensed for telling everyone about his Aunty Twila that he has vowed revenge.

I think that I can escape...
I think that I, Lola, can escape and go stay with Nikki and let her pamper me like I deserve

Hap hired a private investigator to track down Lola so he.................................................
Hap hired a private investigator to track down Lola, so he had to sell a lot of his XDing clothes and life-like silicone tits on Craig's List to pay the bill.

However, it was worth it because...
However, it was worth it because it gave him enough money to purchase a new set of teeth! (ok, they were wooden ones, but still)

When I, Mazza, CG, NN, Adele, Nikki and LL saw those pearly-browns, we....
When I, Mazza, CG, NN, Adele, Nikki and LL saw those pearly-browns, we instantly remembered why we love Hap so much -- he is so different.

We decided to throw a party in Hap's honor.....
We decided to throw a party in Hap's honor, to bad he was not on the guest list.

After we sampled the apetitizers, we
After we sampled the appetizers, we started coming up with Hap jokes; everyone had at least 3 or 4, and we were laughing hysterically.

"Why is it so easy to tease Hap", NN asked as.....
"Why is it so easy to tease Hap" NN asked as he stumbled into the room wearing fishnet stockings and stilettos, which completely answered her question.

Because tomorrow was Hump Day, the Lushies decided to...
As Tell and Curly entertained everyone by dancing the Tango.

Everyone was so impressed that they.....
Everyone was so impressed that they all got naked and joined in.

Hap suggested that Tel and Curly should start the their own Dance Reality show called..............................
Hap suggested that Tel and Curly should start the their own Dance Reality show called "A Clown and a Mime" but Tell protested -- "Curly ain't no Mime."

Hap had to agree, but it started him thinking (for the first time?). He decided that Nikki, NN, and Mazza should also have their own reality shows. The reaction.....
The reaction was that it would have to be called Lust Island, but would be just too hot for TV.


While all that was going on Mazza....
While all that was going on Mazza was thinking about her own reality show with her and CG. called tits and asses.she figured they could get it on one of the adult channels on cable. the premise of the show would be.......
the premis of the show would be to see if the guys could guess the lushie from just views of tits or ass.

Of course Hap then
Of course Hap then cheated by sneaking into the dressing room ahead of time, and won. But when the Lush lovelies found out what he had done.....
Of course Hap then cheated by sneaking into the dressing room ahead of time, and won. But when the Lush lovelies found out what he had done they decided 'Hannah' should become one of the lush lovelies on the show.

The luckly contestant to view 'her'
The lucky contestant to view her and not faint when they saw that Hap was a chick with a dick, got an all expense-paid weekend at the 3-star hotel of their choice with Hap/Hannah.

Hap was so incensed that the Hannah jokes kept popping up on the forum that he...
Hap was so incensed that the Hannah jokes kept popping up on the forum that he tried to steal my (MM's) javelin. But adele and Nikki flashed him, distracting him so that....
But adele and Nikki flashed him, distracting him so that he not only did not get the javelin, mazza and CG were also able to finally steal his precious oar. so, now he is not only hapless and oarless, but .......
now he is not only hapless and oarless, but since he now has his special T-shirt in his avatar he doesn't need his paddle any more. Nikki and adele were embarrassed to admit that Hap's T-shirt message was....
Nikki and adele were embarrassed to admit that Hap's T-shirt message was having a strange effect on them, luckily they now have shots for that.

Hap got this special smart phone( see below) and wanted to use it to see Adele naked, but he misitakenly used it on............................................


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Nikki and adele were embarrassed to admit that Hap's T-shirt message was having a strange effect on them, luckily they now have shots for that.

Hap got this special smart phone( see below) and wanted to use it to see Adele naked, but he misitakenly used it on............................................



Shot, and revealed a horrible secret.

Shot was so upset to be dicovered that........
Shot was so upset to be dicovered that that he fell on his knees and grabbed Tell with one arm and Hap with the other and cried "Please don't tell anyone."

Tell and Hap chuckled.....
Tell and Hap chuckled, told Shot they wont tell anyone then proceeded to post the pics on the internet.

When the Ladies of Lush saw the pics, they.......................................