Everyone had a good laugh, except Hap. He blustered with anger, picked up CG by her ass cheeks....
we all got dwunk' an' passed out with our asses in the air. Hap escaped from the pound, tracked us down, and upon seeing the beautiful bare asses of Nikki, CG, and Mazza.....
hap passed out as usual then.....
hap passed out as usual then Nikki, CG and Mazza tied him up and then they had there way with SP.
When Hap awoke, he saw what was going on in front of him but.............................
When Hap awoke, he saw what was going on in front of him but even though at first he was jealous, he knew that he could charm all 4 of the girls into having sex with hmi. So Hap...
So Hap stood up to wade into the orgy and as he did so, realised he was STILL dreaming!! Oh Hap, will you ever win? When Hap shook off the foul mood he was now in, he FINALLY realized that Mazza was right. He would NEVER get to have sex with mazza, wildcat, SP, CG, nikki, adele or any of the other ladies he lusts over. He also realized that he would be outposted by them every time.
So, he.......
So, he decided to try the Real Doll again, only this time she said no too.
Now Hap was really upset but since he had been such a good sport thru all this abuse, CG and Mazza.....................................................
CG and Mazza picked up some other Lush friends and they all took Hap to a local strip club and bought him a few lap dances for being such a good sport.
During a lap dance...
During a lap dance, hap got so excited that he, uhm.... prematurely, uhm...... you know. he was so embarassed that he..........
Hap was so embarrassed that he took off his wet trousers right in the club. When the strippers saw his still hard dong....
When the strippers saw his still hard dong one of them took off her g-string and had Hap wear it so he wasnt embarrassed .. well because it wasnt....well you know.
Hap tried to make up an excuse why, but the stripper comforted him by....................
When the strippers saw his still hard dong, the knew that the viagra was GOOD and bought a load.... Sadly, by that time...
Oooh, Nikki, you so fast!!! LOL
Hap tried to make up an excuse why, but the stripper comforted him by lending him her second best dildo... Of course, Hap being Hap...
Of course Hap being Hap, the generous, kind hearted soul that he is, gave it to Mazza with instructions on how to use it. Nikki laughed so hard when Hap was giving instructions....
That she nearly fell off her stool. Mazza told Hap that she knew full well how to use it but never needed to because....
Mazza told Hap that she knew full well how to use it but never needed to because she had the real thing at home. But, when she got home...
he said he had a headache, so mazza was glad she had the dildo after all. but when mazza's guy saw her with the dildo........
...saw her with the dildo he shrieked "where did you get a copy of Hap's cock?" Mazza only smiled....
"where did you get a copy of Hap's cock?" Mazza only smiled and said "how much did he pay you to say THAT?"
He said, "you'll never believe it Love, but................
As Mazza slowly smiled and said since Hap had a hysterctomy and slipped into Hanna mode from time to time Hap needed the money so he allowed hot plastic moulders to fashion items from his anatomy and Mazza then admitted Hap paid 1000.00 for her to say it and then (I) Mazza took my hard-earned cash and bought a round of drinks for everyone.
However, as I was lifting the tray...
However, as I (Mazz) was lifting the tray, I noticed that Hap, Shot, and Tell appeared to be canoodling in the corner.
I (Mazz) was so surprised that I dropped the tray...
I (Mazz) was so surprised that I dropped the tray and Hap immediately ran over to me lifted me off the ground and said "The three of us just drew secret lots as to who was going to get to have sex with you and I won?" I was so happy as Hap carried me up the stairs...
I (Mazza) was so happy as Hap carried me up the stairs until I woke up screaming from the nightmare I was having. My love (not hap) took me into his arms to comfort me and......
Once Tell had calmed Mazz for a few hours, they went to the shops to buy more alcohol and plenty of it.
While at the liquor store, a masked man came in...
While at the liquor store, a masked man came in, shot Tell in the crotch with a squirt gun, making him cry, and demanded that Mazza give him CG's address. Mazza was happy to oblige and as the mask man ran toward CG's house with his dick out he ripped off his mask....
Mazza was happy to oblige and as the mask man ran toward CG's house with his dick out he ripped off his mask, luckily for CG, it was actually WOlverine!!
He'd come back specially to...