to give CG the night of her life, and he did.
Mazza took the booze over to...
To which Shot replied "You do it yourself -- that guy freaks me out; he is so big, strong, handsome and smart I don't want to mess with him." The boozers decided that they needed Lola's help...
Which caused Tell to say, no the US would never deport Hap he is too beloved in that country.
Everyone thought it would be a good idea to run for the border so...
Everyone thought it would be a good idea to run for the border so several of the guys thought that meant go to Taco Bell.
When CG and Mazza heard that they..........................................
When CG and Mazza heard that they decided to offer their own "tacos" to the guys, which they promised would be tastier. Nikki would have none of it.....
Nikki would have none of it, she said that they promised their "tacos" to me (Nikki) first!!
Whn CG and Mazza heard Nikki was upset, they.................................
When CG and Mazza heard Nikki was upset, they immediately threw hap out and oragnized a "build your own taco" party. They decided to invite some of the other Lush Ladies as well. When some of them showed up, they said they saw hap lurking around outside and.....
...hey saw hap lurking around outside and said "Hap is so dear, he should be the only man we invite to our "taco" party. Hap was thrilled....
The Sharpie Pens had once again been employed on Hap and he woke up to various pieces of artwork drawn on him to which Hap said, " I feel soooo pretty with this beautiful drawing of sweet Aunty Twila on my chest."
Hap then asked to have someone draw...............
Hap then asked to have someone draw him a bath, to clean off the sharpie, but when they...
but when Lola refused to leave the room as Hap started to undress, tears welled in his eyes. Soon however they were replaced when....
Soon, however, they were replaced when Lola handed him a bottle of Mr. Bubble and closed the door behind her as she left the room.
While Hap was scrub-a-dub-dubbing in the bath, the other Lushies were...
While Hap was scrub-a-dub-dubbing in the bath, the other Lushies were looking thru the window and taking pics of Hap playing with his rubber duckie.
The Lushies were gonna delete the pics after having a good giggle, but Lola said.............................................................
but Lola said.........she has a soft spot for hap really and wanted to print the pics off to keep.
Nikki won a trip for two to Tokyo, and was trying to decide who to take with her when....
and each girl had to put up $1,000 to enter. But Nikki had other plans -- she took Hap with her and used the money to finance their trip. When the Lush lovelies found out...
The battle was to be fought with sex toys along the lines of the old Roman gladiators and each girl had to win one battle against each girl with the last being against Nikki and...........
When she saw it was against her arch rival for Haps affections, she became more than a little....
When she saw it was against her arch rival for Hap's affections, she became more than a little competitive and asked for a larger bottle of lube! ;)
All of this was going on inside the dream world of Hap's brain...
which caused hap to fall into Hannah mode and wanted to enter the competition as he/she fought passing out as soon as he/she saw the first competitor was none other than Adele and knowing that there was absolutely no way he/she could ever beat me (adele) in any competiton.
Hap/hannah was so embarassed when he/she finally woke up.......
Hap/Hannah was so embarassed when he/she finally woke up that he pretended that he didn't remember a thing.
On the way across the desert...
On the way across the desert.... No one went hungry because they ate the sand which is there.
However, all they had to drink was....
However, all they had to drink was some warm bottled water, so CG stepped on the gas, because they certainly needed something stronger than that.
On the first night in Las Vegas, the Lushies...