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After Lola and Nikki finished with Hap, he was so spent, he was little more than a deflated human-skin and bone balloon...

In order to restore him back to his old self...
In order to restore him back to his old self I (Mazza) gave him a different type of "blow" job. Re-inflated, Hap...
In order to restore him back to his old self I (Mazza) gave him a different type of "blow" job. Re-inflated, Hap...
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In order to restore him back to his old self I (Mazza) gave him a different type of "blow" job. Re-inflated, Hap...


SLow clap - well played Hap!!

Re-inflated, Hap grabbed Mazza to kiss her deeply by way of a thank you for her heroic efforts. As he grabbed her face he was SHOCKED to discover that in fact it wasn't mazza but...
As he grabbed her face he was SHOCKED to discover that in fact it wasn't mazza but Shot, who was leaning in for a kiss.
Hap panicked and...
Hap panicked and closed his eyes and waited to see if Shot would use his tongue first.

It was great seeing so many different people posting again...
is almost back to normal and i really hope....
After Lola and Nikki finished with Hap, they left to meet.....

(short enough for you dude? and btw, if you look, I am not the first, and am sure I will not be the last to post a slightly longer response. if you are going to complain about something, make it a general statement about EVERYONE who does it instead of singling out one person. WTF have I done to you to earn your obvious disdain? Until recently, we barely even posted under each other. And by posting as you have, you are doing as much to spoil the fun here as you think I am! I will stop posting under you. PLEASE do me a favor and do the same for me and cut out the crap.)
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is almost back to normal and i really hope....


I really hope it stays that way, because it makes the forums much more fun and interesting when everyone plays along.

When it came time to create a new forum thread...
When it came time to create a new forum thread... we all looked to LM. He seems to pull ideas out of.............
... Ass, Lm is such a ...
I'm such a bad girl! At least half as bad as Lola and Nikki, at least....
Ass, Lm is such a ... cute little monkey.

Nikki is still waiting for those cum filled panties of his, but he...........
Nikki is still waiting for those cum filled panties of his, but he can't bear not to have the silky material round his privates for even a moment, so they are superglued in place.

Dismayed by the apparent non-return of her underwear, Nikki...
Dismayed by the apparent non-return of her underwear, Nikki decided that she actually preferred to go commando as it is much easier to flash people her pink parts. ;)

Once all the panties had been stolen from Mazz' drawer again, she...
had to tell the police it obviously was Tell. Hap helped the police locate Tell,and then....
Hap helped the police locate Tell,and then.... they found all the underwear in the garden shed and covered with peanutbutter

The officer thought Tell should have a psych evaluation done, so..................
he called for a shrink but when the doc got there it was actually Hannah pretending to be a shrink.

Dr Hannah told the officer that Tel needed to be immediately committed to Casa del Waco and be prepared for...................................
and be prepared for his constant wanking of himself whenever he heard Nikki's name or saw her photo. "Dr. Hannah ' (that devil Hap) convinced the police to have Nikki entrusted to his care...
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and be prepared for his constant wanking of himself whenever he heard Nikki's name or saw her photo. ' (that devil Hap)"Dr. Hannah convinced the police to have Nikki entrusted to his care...

at his notorious sex clinic. Nikki however...
Nikki, however, had other ideas and called some of the Lush Lovelies to help her make her escape.

When the getaway car arrived at Hap's Home for the Horny...
And like Jason Vorhees, Shotgun rose from the dead to post again.

At CG's and Mazza's big party Dude and the artist formerly know as sub were spotted in the corner......
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
making plans to kidnap CG. However after rescuing Nikki, CG was...
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making plans to kidnap CG. However after rescuing Nikki, CG was...


However after rescuing Nikki, CG was so wiped that she fainted!

Luckily for her...
Luckily for her The Horny Hampster, AKA Wolverine, was there to catch her and he.....
shamed the Lush males with his tenderness.


Kinky decided she wanted....
Kinky decided she wanted to steal CG from the Horny Hamster, but slutpuppy stopped her. "Let's do something to Hap instead," slutpuppy....