Attracted the attention of.....
Attracted the attention of crabs, who quickly latched onto his curly bits.
Tell began to really freak out until...
Tell began to really freak out until the Lush Lovelies swam up and helped him stand up in the waist-deep water and walk into shore!
When Tell reached shore, he realized there was a crab dangling...
...crab dangling from his dong. "That feels so good," Tell exclaimed...
...drawing a deep breath of air. He was yet unaware of the dangling crab until...
He was yet unaware of the dangling crab until... Dwin said "hey we should boil that!"
Tell then said, but not......
Tell then said, but not until we remove it from my dong!
Mazz insisted the Lushies needed to go and get other food for the crab boil, because...
needed anything kissing [to make it] better, but Tell's dong hurt so much he was in pain and yelled at poor BP "kiss my ass"...
Tell's dong hurt so much he was in pain and yelled at poor BP "kiss my ass". She was incensed by this and gave his arse a skelp!
Poor Tell, he....
He whimpered like a(n)...
He whimpered like a puppy because of his crab-bitten dong and his skelped ass.
Being a healer, Mazz grabbed...
grabbed his dong and brought it back to life. A jealous Hap said "My dong...
A jealous Hap said "My dong hurts too, Mazza. Can you.......
work your magic and make it feel great.
Mazza said of course Hap, anything for you and she took out her acupuncture needles and when Hap saw them he .................................
While he was out Mazza took up her indelible markers and drew nice black pubic hair all around. It really accentuated his...
SP arrived with some body paint and thought it would be best to try it out on Nikki first.
She decided to paint an elaborate...
beer stein over her breast. But wondered what would happen at happy hour
But wondered what would happen at happy hour, so she painted one on hap's chest first. Then....
Then, a magical unicorn showed up. The unicorn looked around, curiously and...
was invited to join the group, being made very welcome.
Hap came to, and upon seeing the Unicorn...
Hap came to, and upon seeing the Unicorn, realised that he had the horn, big time!
In order to satisfy his craving, he...
In order to satisfy his craving, he jumped up and started chasing after the unicorn. The unicorn then...
The unicorn then raced off and ran into the magical forest. (can't believe I just typed that sentence!!!! ;)
At the Roman colosseum...
Curlygirly was servicing gladiators in the arena
A fanfare rang out ...
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
and Cumgirl rode out in a huge chariot. Mazza was jealous so she grabbed...
Mazza was jealous so she grabbed another chariot and started racing cumgirl. Suddenly......
Suddenly, out of the blue, Hap appeared with Nikki riding on his shoulders. The chariots....