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"While you are waiting we will keep looking for a another ride." Of course on hearing that Hap...
Of course on hearing that Hap being the gentleman that he is , graciously excused himself and quickly ducked behind the nearest clump of bushes to ............
Of course on hearing that Hap sat on the curb and cried like a baby. Meanwhile NN offered me a ride so I......
Meanwhile NN offered me a ride so I (KG) took it in the hope that she didn't just mean on her bike!

So, it surprised me when...
So, it surprised me (KG) when mazza pulled up next to us on her bike and said.....
So, it surprised me (KG) when mazza pulled up next to us on her bike and said, 'Come on, how about a race?'

As we revved up the bikes...
As we revved up the bikes I (KG) began to understand just what the girls got out of straddling these beasts " OH ! MY GOD ! the ..........
OH! MY GOD! The ladies yelled as they saw Hap race out of the bushes waving his underwear as a starter flag.

They were so surprised that...
they were so surprised that they fell off their cycles and landedontop of mazz. good thing...
good thing Hap was there to put them all back on their cycles, and get them going. All except slutpuppy that is; Hap had other plans...
Hap had other plans, like giving her that pedicure he promised after he lost that bet. Hap lost the bet because he......
hap lost that bet because he was bested by lola again and now lola and sp will....
and now Lola and Sp will teach Hap to get anywhere in this world you have to start at the bottom and slowly .................
slowly move your tongue upwardly, and then wiggle it when you get to that special spot. However neither Lola nor slutpuppy was...
However, neither Lola nor slutpuppy were much interested in licking Hap, so they wondered off.*

Once again, a dejected Hap vowed...



*Really impressed with your use of neither/nor correctly in a sentence, Hap! Strangely enough, I'm being very sincere! No GR8 or "dat" to be seen. *sigh*
a dejected Hap vowed " a winner never quits , sometimes he just needs to lower his standards to up his average " with that in mind Ole Hap set off for ..............
Ole Hap set off for a land where instead of Lush lovelies, there were Mush uglies. Even there Hap had no luck, so....
so hap crawled back to the lushies and begged, please...
so hap crawled back to the lushies and begged, please, please, please! Teach me everything you know, make me feel like a man...

Immediately, the lushley ladies handed him their laundry to be done and...
Immediately, the lushley ladies handed him their laundry to be done and gave him instructions on using the iron.

With all the free time from not having to do their own laundry, the Lush lovelies...
With all the free time from not having to do their own laundry , the Lush lovelies decided to catch a little sun in the backyard ..." anybody need a little baby oil " asked ....
"Anybody need a little baby oil " asked NN, pssing over a bottle to the group.

"No thanks", was the reply, "A better tan can be achieved by using....."
A better tan can be achieved by using the Lush lovelies rubbing there hot bodies on mine than rubbing all their juices into my skin!

When SP, KG and Nikki heard this, they..........................
When SP, KG, and Nikki heard this they immediately jumped on NN and began rubbing their wet pussys all over her until....
When SP, KG, and Nikki heard this they immediately jumped on NN and began rubbing their wet pussys all over her until BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!

It was Hap's alarm clock!!! Damn, it ALWAYS interrupts at the wrong time!! Hap was obviously very excited at this point, so he...
so he jumped out of bed naked, with his member at attention (he obviously had been dreaming about the Lush Lovelies), and went looking for the Lush lovelies. When Mazza and Nikki saw him, however...
When Mazza and Nikki saw him, however they immediately knew he had once more been dreaming about them. They laughed because it
They laughed because it was only pinky sized, even at full mast!!!

Soon they realised that this behaviour was cruel and offered to show Hap some hints to improve his technique. Hap was SO excited that...
Hap was so excited that he fainted which is what he does everytime he...............
Hap was so excited that he fainted which is what he does everytime; he was once called a 'randy goat' by Lola(the lucsious) and assuming randy goats faint, that is what he does. Interestingly enough another thing Hap does when excited is