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17 Oct 2011

A big gust of wind blew my (mazza's) skirt up, revealing...

17 Oct 2011

a beaver in the bush......I quickly grabbed my.......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown

17 Oct 2011

clippers to trim the brush so I could .......

17 Oct 2011

Have better access to her delicious...

17 Oct 2011

pussy. But just as I was about to shave, out of the woods CG, slutpuppy and Nikki came running....

17 Oct 2011

And whisked mazza off to supposed safety!

She breathed a sigh of relief, but...

17 Oct 2011

realized that she had to go for a........

17 Oct 2011

realized that she had to go for a nice little trip with CG, slutpuppy and Nikki to Adele's playroom where.........

17 Oct 2011

where Hap entirely destroyed the mood, showing up with a backwards baseball cap, a pair of ugly Hawaiian shorts, and a toothpick in his mouth. Adele took one look...

17 Oct 2011

Adele took one look and decided to open up the bar thinking everyone needed a stiff drink.

Hearing the word "stiff," Hap...

17 Oct 2011

Hearing the word stiff Hap Dropped his ugly Hawaiian shorts and to everyones surprise....

18 Oct 2011

and to everyone's suprise , Ole Hap was neither a boxer nor brief man but a ..........

18 Oct 2011

Ole Hap was neither a boxer nor brief man but an entirely different kind of undies. When everyone spotted his lovely pink and white polka dot thong, all the lovelies....

18 Oct 2011

all the lovelies....gathered together to gaze upon Hap's rather large

18 Oct 2011

rather large third testicle? What the fuck is with the third testicle? CG and NN screamed in unison as....

18 Oct 2011

CG and NN screamed in unison as.... the testicle resembles the last republican president...

18 Oct 2011

The testicle resembles the last Republican president who none of the Lush Lovelies voted for.

Once they regained their composure...

*laughing* Hap, only you would give yourself a third testicle! Oh wait, do you? Nevermind...

18 Oct 2011

Once they regained their composure... they invited poor Hap to join them in a..................

18 Oct 2011

in a "ceremony." Hap assumed they were "sacrificing" a virgin to him, and instinctively bounced his 3 testicles. Unfortunately for Hap....

18 Oct 2011

Unfortunately for Hap his "Scarlett" kindnapped him and then she...

20 Oct 2011

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Unfortunately for Hap his "Scarlett" kindnapped him and then she...

rushed him up the aisle and.....

20 Oct 2011

Rushed him up the aisle and back to her place for some naughty one-on-one time.

Hap grabbed a giant bottle of lube on their way out the door, because...

20 Oct 2011

Hap grabbed a giant bottle of lube on their way out the door, because his 3rd testicle had a bit of a squeak.

Unfortunately, it transpired that the squeak was in fact...

20 Oct 2011

Unfortunately , it transpired that the squeak was in fact a result of the massive back up that Hap has been trying to relieve himself of since the start of this thread , when Ole Hap finally lets go Ms. Scarlett better ......

20 Oct 2011

when Ole Hap finally lets go Ms. Scarlett better be in a different room entirely or else.....

20 Oct 2011

Ms. Scarlett better be in a different room entirely or else this budding romance will be brought to a malodorous conclusion.

In other news, it was discovered that...

20 Oct 2011

In other news, it was discovered that CG had just been awarded a PhD in...

[CG, thank you so much for rescuing me -- things were NOT going as I planned in this thread -- ha, ha; I guess you are the only one nice to me]

20 Oct 2011

In other news, it was discovered that CG had just been awarded a PhD in Anthropology - to merit her successes for helping people from all walks of life, yes, even Hap!!
Mazza, who was also nice to Hap, saw that her friend had been given a PhD and she...

21 Oct 2011

and she...being extremely competitive is now pursuing her PhD in....

21 Oct 2011

and she...being extremely competitive is now pursuing her PhD in dontfuckwithmeology.

To honor their friends, the Lushies decided to throw a graduation party...

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[CG, thank you so much for rescuing me -- things were NOT going as I planned in this thread -- ha, ha; I guess you are the only one nice to me]

Anytime, Hap, anytime! I really feel bad for you dealing with that squeaky third testicle and the whole bilious gas issue!! evil4