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ears reminded them of Hap's awesome personality. SP said to CG "I wish Hap were here right now so that I could...
get him to do all the work.

Cg and Sp finished loading and went to get a...
its cum and i start lapping at the cup then hell with go for it and down the whole thing

when i want to really be munched N hunched i......
when i want to really be munched N hunched i......
... kick tiger in the teeth.

I believe all women ...
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I believe all women are stronger than men think they are.

Because the complete the sentence thread seemed to go haywire, ...
Because the complete sentence thread seemed to go haywire ... the Lovelies decided the services of an expert for .... shall we say " a little fine tuning " were in order.... When the service tech arrived the Lovelies were pleasantly suprised that their " knight in shining armor " ................................
Was none other the Hap. Hap was fully prepared with his dictionary, quick wit and.............................................................
his dictionary, quick wit and a big bottle of viagra. too bad......
too bad that when he saw SP, Nikki, CG, and the other lovelies he got sooo excited that he took too much Viagra and ended up in the hospital. What now.......
What now happened was not to be believed. Hap had a raging hard-on that lasted for 36 hours and the doctors tried everything they could to suppress Haps erection and eventually had to show him naked pics of...................................
naked pics of himself, that did it and soon......
Hap's erection withdrew like a scared turtle hiding its head. Hap was so relieved so he................................
hap was so relieved he swore off viagra and lushies forever and all the lushies......
All the Lushies decided to throw Hap a "limp dick" parade to celebrate old times.

In preparation for the parade, Hap shaved all 3 of his testicles and...
and vowed revenge on Nikki, SP and CG for all of the laughs they got at his expense. Little did the 3 wise-ass lush lovelies know ....
Little did the 3 wise-ass Lush lovelies know that Hap severely knicked his low-hanging, middle testicle while shaving all 3.

To staunch the blow flow, Hap quickly made a tourniquet out of...
out of CG's thong -- she was trying to make up for laughing at Hap by stripping in front of him and handing him her thong. However,....
However, hap underestimated how tight he had wrapped CG's thong around that testicle and soon found himself back in the hospital where........
back in the hospital where Dr.Moe , Dr.Larry & Dr.Curly were in the midst of a rather heated debate as how best to retrieve the precious thong intact without having to ...............
Dr. Moe, Dr. Larry, and Dr. Curly (no relation) were in the midst of a rather heated debate as how best to retrieve the precious thong intact without having to surgically remove Hap's testicle, because cutting the thong was NOT an option.

They finally decided that an emergency ballectomy (or inguinal orchiectomy) to remove the third testicle was the only option, so...
so now poor pathetic Hap is no longer unique -- but at least not a eunuch -- which news was greeted by the Lush lovelies....
with great trepidation. They decided to throw a fundraiser for a prosthetic third ball, all the Lush Lovelies put their heads together came came up with the idea of..............
They decided to throw a fundraiser for a prosthetic third ball, all the Lush Lovelies put their heads together came came up with the idea of "spank hap on the ass" at .50 per slap as they figured no one would pay more than that. the first person to step up.....
Then first person to step up was SirSpanksalot. But he tried to haggle the price to 3 for a dollar. He caused such a ruckus that...
He caused such a ruckus that Hap decided to throw in an extra spanking for free.

After his first spanking, Hap with flushed cheeks yelped and said...
yelped and said "At least can I spank curlygirly's exquisite ass too?" The other lovlies were distressed that Hap singled CG out....
The other lovlies were distressed that Hap singled CG out. They said that none of them would ever allow such an event and just for that, hap could just.......
Hap could just sit in the corner and watch the proceedings. All was not going well with the fundraiser though. With only $10.50 in the kitty CG came up with an amazing idea, she...
With only $10.50 in the kitty CG came up with an amazing idea, she decided to sell naked wolverine pics to curious lushies.
All was going well until she realised that.,,
All was going well until she realised that the pictures he was sending out for her were actually pics of......