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7 Nov 2011

The pictures he was sending out for her were actually pics of the REAL naked WOLVERINE!

Wolverine15 had a good laugh about the whole thing and since he wanted his old friend Hap to get his prosthetic nut, he...

7 Nov 2011

baked cakes to sell on street corners. The cakes were very popular due to the secret ingredient, which was...

7 Nov 2011

...........canabis, and lemon juice. The cake raised so much money that ..........

Telltale & I got wed on Lush 24/11/2012 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Am happy lady.

8 Nov 2011

The cakes raised so much money that Hap was able to get a gold plated prosthetic testicle. The surgeon had a twisted sense of humor though, he....

8 Nov 2011

he engraved it with the words, property of spanky, now hap....

8 Nov 2011

he engraved it with the words, property of spanky, now hap.... dreams about burying his dick, right to that golden nut, in Spank's mouth.

Spank, smiling with warm cream dribbling down his chin, said, "hap, my love, that ...................

8 Nov 2011

turns me on so quick that we go at it for hours

i am on lush and waiting ...........

8 Nov 2011

for things to catch up with me.

Hap, with his new ball gleaming, walked into...

8 Nov 2011

Hap, with his new ball gleaming, walked into a lingerie store looking for a new banana hammock to show off his new ball proudly.

The store clerk seemed to take a liking to him and...

8 Nov 2011

The store clerk seemed to take a liking to him and...
unzipped his fly to show off his new bronze banana.

Seeing the gleaming shaft, Hap...

9 Nov 2011

Hap suddently remembered how much he loved playing with CG's ass, and immediately went to find her. When he did,....

9 Nov 2011

Hap suddently remembered how much he loved playing with CG's ass, and immediately went to find her. When he did,....

he accidently ran into LauraLee_Sugah and became enamored of her.... fan..... So he changed his mind and showed her his........

9 Nov 2011

So he changed his mind and showed her his newly-minted third testicle, which the Lushies were kind enough to help him acquire.

Adele had been practicing for months to try out for the US Winter Olympic team in the sport of...

9 Nov 2011

sport of "tit flopping" but realized she needed to strengthen her shoulder muscles if she wanted maximum "flop." She went to see CG...

9 Nov 2011

CG then showed him with one easy turn how to flop it all out so he could..................

11 Nov 2011

so he could get the most post flop bounce. CG was quite good at this technique. So good in fact, she was considered to be the ....

12 Nov 2011

the bounce most likely to pounce. Of course all this got The Scottish Girl all...

13 Nov 2011

Of course all this got The Scottish Girl all upset because 2 of her favorite people could end up in competition with each other. But then.....

14 Nov 2011

then Hap saved the day by saying they deserved to tie for best ever. Hap then gave them....

14 Nov 2011

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then Hap saved the day by saying they deserved to tie for best ever. Hap then gave them....

a nasty shock, but recovering quickly, the girls said, "No thanks, I'll smoke my own."

Hap was skiing downhill at the party games when...

14 Nov 2011

Hap was skiing downhill at the party games when his prosthetic steel third nut froze to his thigh.

Meanwhile, Slutpuppy entered the Lush Winter Olympics in the...

15 Nov 2011

in the naked luge event. However, she forgot to grease her ass and back with bear grease so....

16 Nov 2011

However, she forgot to grease her ass and back with bear grease so the lovely naked SP became quick froze to the sled the momment her warm body hit the cold metal .... there she was flat on her back ... naked ... and unable to move ..... screaming at the top of her lungs HELP !!! SOMEBODY ... ANYBODY ... GET ME OFF !!! ... Now who do you think would be the first to show up to " get her off "..... Well it was none other than .........

16 Nov 2011

Curlygirly, who naturally......

16 Nov 2011

laughed at first. But as she stood there looking down at her, she said with a sexy grin "Now you know you have to do something for me if I help you out, right?" To which slutpuppy quickly agreed. "Anything, I'll do anything you want". Curlygirly knelt down to help, "You know what you can do for me? You can.....

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg

16 Nov 2011

"you can get me a date with Hap. I know I make fun of him, but he is really my heartthrob, not just because of his third testicle, but...."

16 Nov 2011

I know I make fun of him, but he is really my heartthrob, not just because of his third testicle, but because has poor sense of direction makes me feel superior.

For fun, several Lushies decided to...

17 Nov 2011

to compare tattoos. CG went first -- she had "Lake Bluff High Sex Queen" in multi-colored inks on her ass. Other surprising tattoos.....

17 Nov 2011

included Hap's 'I love Tell', Tell's 'I love BP' and BP's 'I love David Tennant.

The rudest one was...

17 Nov 2011

The rudest one was on CG's ass, of course, which surprised no one.

After the Lushies were done comparing tattoos...