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....on the floor next to ginger's bed, i had forgotten to grab them when i left so i ..........
i had forgotten to grab them when i left so i am hoping ginger saves them as a momento of me.

The first time I went to a gay bar.........
I loved it so much.

when adele dropped her bra........
..., everyone's jaws dropped as well.

Never make eye contact when ...
.......the person staring at you only has one eye.

my momma always told me to.....
...don't talk with cyclops

because...
They're not real and you probably have a screw loose.

She was standing in the rain .....
and cry because of me

she was my mother...
... but she liked her other litter best.

This is the way we ...
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes. This is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning! LOL

If there is one thing about food.......
its that you never really buy it, only rent it bc you end up giving it back.

Im walking in the rain at midnight.....
... and I got frigging WET!!!

why does it always seem that......
... you can't get what you want until after it's gone out of style?

If I can think oF something kind to say ...
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Ill say it with a hug smile

I was locking my refrigerator when....
I saw the strawberries and chocolate syrup so I .........
took them to the bedroom for my lover. But....L
But....Lastly the ruins were still covered with a slippery moss, so the giraffe found difficult footing.


The lustful dark angel...
....searched the earth for someone to captivate.

Whenever Jenny had sex, she always got a taste for.......
Whenever Jenny had sex, she always got a taste for cotton candy and Rock Road ice cream (said it had something to do with her first time!

While walking through the frozen food aisle in the supermarket,Adele had the urge to masturbate so she..................................
...did.

Public lewdness is something you can be arrested on, because ....
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
because these small towns are all a bunch of prudes.

If the price of gold keeps going up.......
adele's post might be worth something.

Sexiness is ........
A state of mind!

If at first you don't succeed, .....
keep bothering the person until you do.


I went to the beach and this is what I saw..........
I went to the beach and this is what I saw, 3 naked men heading in my direction to ravish me completely.

Mmmm, I love it when.....
Mmmm, I love it when I hear that sweet voice silly


Holy balls, Batman! I never...
Holy balls, Batman! I never expected you to be that big!

Batman is really...
....just a kinky perv.

Batman and Robin were in the batcave eating....
Naturally selective, mysteriously magical and creative lady....... here to find what I seek... come and worship the goddess and re-awaken the passion inside.
....Chocolate fudge cake and blue berries.

LoveGoddess walks up to Batman and...
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points at his cock and says "I better bring in the joker"