The very worst thing then happened... Curly kissed Nikki and Hap prematurely shot his load into Kinky's face bliniding her for hours
LM and Dude were laughing so hard....
LM and Dude were laughing so hard that they didn't notice several Lush ladies were nude and playing in the hot tub and looking for some male companionship.
Because LM and Dude didn't show up to the hot tub festivities, the ladies decided to...
Because LM and Dude didn't show up to the hot tub festivities, the ladies decided to...do body shots and shower each other in Champagne
Curly suddenly noticed something stirring in the bushes and...
Curly suddenly noticed something stirring in the bushes and went to investigate only to find Hap anally taking a blow up doll of Colin Farrell. His only recourse since none of his fave Lush women or Dude would let him touch them.
As I sat in the hot tub with the Lush ladies, my periscope went up because....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates As I sat in the hot tub with the Lush ladies, my periscope went up because LusciousLola walked out of the house only wearing a smile
Nikki all of a sudden moaned out loud and everybody....
Nikki all of a sudden moaned out loud and everybody looked around a realized that no one was touching her.
Nikki was moaning out loud because...
....because she had a vibrator in her pussy and in her ass and they were both on high speed.
When everyone saw this they rushed Nikki and....
When everyone saw this they rushed Nikki and took turns "helping" her.
After everyone was done "helping" Nikki turned and..........
After everyone was done "helping" Nikki turned and said thank you for being such wonderful friends but its time for round 2!!
Proving she is such an insatiable slut, Nikki invited all the women into the pool and.......................................
Proving she is such an insatiable slut, Nikki invited all the women into the pool and...began to all take turns going down on LM and Dude.
As LM and I high five each other Hap comes around the corner and...
As LM and I high five each other Hap comes around the corner and...realizes she is at least six orgasms behind everyone else.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In order to remedy the situation, Hap...
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
Since Boss didn't make a new sentence...
As LM and I high five each other Hap comes around the corner and premature ejaculates.. again.
Feeling bad for poor Hap, Curly crawls over to him and...........
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates The very worst thing then happened, Jacobport showed up with his tool and........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jacobport showed up with his tool and began,, began to fix shelving.
Curlygirl decided to sneak up on Jacobport and,,,,,
Curlygirl decided to sneak up on Jacobport and steal his joint. She knew he would still have some left over from the dinner party.
When the Freak Show Costume Party got going, people were surprised to see...
When the Freak Show Costume Party got going, people were surprised to see all teh damned snakes/penises
I was about to go out, when the phone rang...
It was Johnny Depp saying he had to leave early.
The girls were so upset,,,
The girls were so upset,they through out all the guys and had an all girl orgy and a good time was had by all, well almost!
Later in the night, Scarlett Johannson showed up looking for Hap but he was..................................
The girls were so upset,they through out all the guys and had an all girl orgy and a good time was had by all, well almost all!
Later in the night, Scarlett Johannson showed up looking for Hap but he was..................................
Later in the night, Scarlett Johannson showed up looking for Hap but he was busy on the dance floor slow dancng with a blowup doll.
On Friday night, LM and Dude decided to...
On Friday night, LM and Dude decided to throw caution to the wind and finally have some real and proper bromance...
On returning home, I...
On returning home, I..was shocked to find a drunk Hap passed out on my porch only wearing a thong and Member's Only jacket.
Do you remember that time...
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
Do you remember that time with the frozen glass dildo and the ginger butt plug?
My biggest fantasy is to have ...........
My biggest fantasy is to have ice cream served to me by my favourite Lush girl.......
Imhapless had slunk in during the night. He was curled up on the couch with a pair of lace panties on his head.
Everyone who'd been at the party agreed............
Everyone who'd been at the party agreed to do it again every third tues.
At that time
At that time they could all just go crazy and do whatever they wanted to do without any recriminations...
When I woke up after the freakshow party...
![http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]](https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]){kind=link}